Heard the one about the working-class stand-up comic proud to be a... Brexit-voting Tory!
It is December 12, 2019, and I'm at Riverside TV studios in London, waiting to take part in Channel 4's Alternative Election Night broadcast. It feels like a gathering point for the so-called 'metropolitan elite'.
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